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“ I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses ”- Stephen King After many sleepless nights, 177 unwatched YouTube Videos, doubts and anxiety, great support system and finally courage and strength. We arrived our destination  https://selar.co/lhum Thanking you.

In the grand scheme of things, you are not important so live your best life- whatever that means to you; In the grand scheme of things, you are very important so live your best life- whatever that means to you.   In the grand scheme of things, you are not important so stop expecting so much from others; In the grand scheme of things, you are extremely important so expect the good, bad and ugly from others.   In the grand scheme of things you are not important so keep your expectations very low; In the grand scheme of things, you are super important so keep your expectations very high.   In the grand scheme of things you are not important so stop making life all about you; In the grand scheme of things you are too important so make everything about you.   In the grand scheme of things you are not important so endeavour to care for others; In the grand scheme of things you are the only who’s important so endeavour to care for yourself. ...

“I think I need therapy” is a statement I have made more than once in the past couple of weeks. After witnessing a traumatic scene and having constant PTSD, I started to have a different but positive outlook on therapy and the importance of mental health. The day was great. Perfect weather. Perfect stream of events and a great way of wrapping it up was to see a friend off in her taxi. We had not gone so far off when we noticed cars slowing down. We were wondering what the fuss was about when our driver pointed to the roadside and said “that old man who was walking now just slumped”. As we drove past slowly and silently, we saw cars parked beside the elderly man who was now lying flat and almost lifeless by the roadside. My heart skipped many beats. I was worried, scared, confused and started to experience PTSD all over again. I prayed silently and wished him well. On my way back home, I passed by the scene and this time it looked like he had given up. I continued my journey with a lo...

  Today I took the bus, yes the yellow buses with black lines in Lagos. I do that sometimes when my destination is close and I need real air. Soon after I alighted, I saw my young friend “Aunty long time” she said. My young friend who sold bananas and groundnut by the roadside. Our acquaintance began when my weight gain journey began. I made it a tradition to drink a banana shake every morning with peanut butter. I added a little weight and gained an amazing skin. I stopped that journey a long time ago when I lost my smoothie bottle. I still don’t have my weight gain goal but my skin grew better (this is not medical advice). I didn’t want bananas, but I gave her money. She was happy and grateful. I had gone past her when I remembered that I should have taken a picture of her and her goods, saving memories and sharing memories.   I jumped on a bike shortly after because it looked like it was going to rain. As we made our way past the street, I saw an elderly man with his B...

  I will make this very brief for you my dear reader. Hopefully you’re not Gen Z. My sugar baby rang me about 48 hours ago and the first sentence she said to me was “How are you? Are you alive?” Of course, the child of God instinct in me kicked against this statement wondering if this was the plot of the enemy. I am alive in Jesus’ name. I quickly replied and said “can’t you hear my voice?” and immediately she chuckled, grunted and started explaining how she meant no harm and how “are you alive?” simply meant are you bubbly? are you happy? are you good? I told her I don’t understand their generation’s choice of words. I mean, I get “that is so fire” “hbu” “no cap” and the likes. But for Heaven’s sake what is “Are you alive?”, sorry the millennial in me cannot relate. It then occurred to me that the Z generation is probably the most attacked because of their shrewdness and restlessness which has actually helped a lot of them become pioneers in their various fields. Their attention t...

  Come in darling, shut the door; Grab the phone, turn on do not disturb; Let’s not go on google, let’s not text; Let’s not make that phone call, that will make us more upset; The light is on, we toss and turn; We wait for that message, it doesn’t seem to come; Let’s turn off the light and close our eyes; Let’s imagine that everything is all right; The eyes start to burn from tears wanting to come; Because our heart lied to us, and our head hurts; Let’s drift into the subconscious, with hopes for a new dawn; Let’s get through the night darling, the morning will soon come. P.s- Dedicating this post to Idowu Sadipe, an avid reader of my blog and one of the many amazing people who make this worth it.

    Before you continue with this article, I would like to categorically adopt the words of one of my YouTube stars Lasizwe Dambuza- “Do not make your problems mine”. Please do not make your problems mine if you find this article unreasonable or offensive. Today, even the deaf would have heard and the blind would have seen that Ahmed Bola Tinubu emerged the APC Presidential Candidate for the year 2023 Presidential election. I had my preferred candidate but unfortunately, he did not make it this time and there has been a lot of conversations in the air about how Tinubu was “too old” “too selfish” “very unreasonable” and so many other unprintable words just because this son, father, grandfather and god-father made his ambition clear and fought the battle to clinch today’s victory. My point here is simple, no one and I mean no one has the right to tell another human being what they should or should not be. It reminds me of the verse in the book of Job chapter 38 verse 11 also...